No more pizza
A journal entry about Uncategorized that was written on August 25, 2006“My Very Educated Mother Just Said, ‘Uh-oh, No Pluto.’ ”
Entries written in August, 2006
Happy Cows Come From California
A journal entry about Uncategorized that was written on August 9, 2006So I was minding my own business at 65 mph in the slow lane of Highway 101, moseyin’ my way through the Novato Narrows on the way to work, when all of a sudden, the lane ahead of me comes to a complete stop, and starts lurching over to the left.
Seeing this from a good distance, I gracefully slide over to the left lane, and pass the kerfuffle at a safe 15 mph.
In the right lane is a farm vehicle travelling at a rate of speed which one would expect a cow to travel if she were trying to get the hell out of town.
On the shoulder, I see a man galloping at full speed.
A short distance ahead of the man, I could see that which he was chasing: a trio of allegedly Happy Cows (for we all know that Happy Cows Come From California.)
These particular Happy Cows were high-tailing it to Redwood Country for a lovely and relaxing Holiday, I presume.
