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Happy Cows Come From California

Written on Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

So I was minding my own business at 65 mph in the slow lane of Highway 101, moseyin’ my way through the Novato Narrows on the way to work, when all of a sudden, the lane ahead of me comes to a complete stop, and starts lurching over to the left.

Seeing this from a good distance, I gracefully slide over to the left lane, and pass the kerfuffle at a safe 15 mph.

In the right lane is a farm vehicle travelling at a rate of speed which one would expect a cow to travel if she were trying to get the hell out of town.

On the shoulder, I see a man galloping at full speed.

Three Happy CowsA short distance ahead of the man, I could see that which he was chasing: a trio of allegedly Happy Cows (for we all know that Happy Cows Come From California.)

These particular Happy Cows were high-tailing it to Redwood Country for a lovely and relaxing Holiday, I presume.

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  1. A comment by Jordan 11 Space Jam that was written on:
    June 9, 2010 at about 4:25 pm.

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